Wednesday 13 June 2012

Time to Shoot the Messenger at Leeds United

Who the hell is in charge of the Leeds Official Site? Is Master Bates knocking off articles whilst sitting on his crapper perhaps? The English errors sum up the club at the moment - they are a complete shambles!

Today two articles have headlined with a capital S for the apostrophe s. Earlier a post ran with a small r employed for Elland Road. The apostrophe problem was evident again yesterday and most criminal of all, Dominic Poleon's name was spelt incorrectly in the article announcing that the kid had signed a contract.

If Ken Bates would like to get in touch, I will happily take over the duties. And I promise the articles would be much more cutting than the anodyne nonsense currently being dribbled out!

44 comments:

Anonymous said...

About as funny as catching aids

Anonymous said...

Your really are getting desperate now aren't you? Is the news coming out of West Ham so slow that you need to resort to posting about grammar errors on the website of a club that you have no affinity with? Sort your life out mate, go and get a girlfriend or something.

Dave said...

GET A LIFE YOU MISERABLE LITTLE TROLL

Anonymous said...

What's the obsession with Leeds Utd. If our site is boring you, then I dread to think how dull your own must be to lead you there in the first place!

Anonymous said...

U are a muppet

Anonymous said...

Obsessed.

Anonymous said...

As a Leeds fan I actually quite enjoy some of your posts - this was not one of them. Go for quality not quantity.

Anonymous said...

Time to shoot the writer of this article!

Anonymous said...

Cor blimey guvnor you're the funniest person alive. Bet you're a riot to go for a beer with, sorry i meant a lager shandy, aren't you? How long does it take you to come up with these priceless posts? Used to think you were a thick moron, but now i just feel sorry for you. Seek help and soon

Anonymous said...

though a west ham fan he lives in Leeds, his boyfriend just left him hence so much time on his hands

Anonymous said...

When do your Olympics start? You boring twat.

Anonymous said...

When do your Olympics start? Yawn.

Anonymous said...

I think 20:08 may be a writer for their website. "your really are....." should be "you really are ..." .
Uneducated Northern Nancy!

ANDYSLEEDSUTDMAD said...

WE ARE LEEDS WE ARE LEEDS WE ARE LEEDS UPS AND DOWNS BUT FOREVER LEEDS AND FOREVER PROUD ! MOT !

Anonymous said...

Uneducated Northern Nancy!

Fucking funny seeing as you Southern Cuntz can't speak the Queens without blowing a bubble out of your arses.

Time this blogger got a job selling newspapers on the corner of the street.

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, this 14 year old has too much time on his hands in between playing truant, hanging round underpasses threatening Grannies and pulling his pud whilst telling Mummy he is doing his homework.

Anonymous said...

Wow, thank you so much for letting us all know that somebody made a mistake! Our lives have all been greatly enhanced. I really look forward to your next post about Leeds United. I am assuming your are an "in the closet" Leeds fan, seeing as you've written about us 3 times in the past week or so!

Anonymous said...

'Northern Nancy'!?

Nancy, like Jessie and Southern Softy are well established names for effeminate, male southerners and covers 99.99% of men born south of Watford. There is no such thing as a northern Nancy.

Anonymous said...

Go and shag your Nan which I believe you have leagues for down there you sad little cockney twat... MOT.

Anonymous said...

..and your grammar is impeccable?

Anonymous said...

you think your so clever dont you. but to be honest, your not, everything you say is utter bullshit.but coming from an asshole thats what we should expect i suppose.

Anonymous said...

Here have you ever seen a real cock
Don't look below dummy that's a fanny

No just look in the mirror there is a real big cock

Anonymous said...

Kras war: Liverpool set to beat West Ham to £6m Juve winger

Premier League-bound Hammers want the Serbia international on loan but the Italian champions would rather sell him to the Kop hahaha

Anonymous said...

don't worry all u leeds fans,he was always having a pop at qpr last season. He'll soon get bored and start on another club bigger than wet spam!

Anonymous said...

This article literally made me cringe.
Seriously if your this bored maybe you should think about getting another paper round or summit? summer hols are coming up and with all that spare time you might run out of interesting things to post...
oh wait...

Phil, said...

I bet you sit in a rocking chair
wearing your mums clothes.
You Knobhead...

Anonymous said...

you think your clever and can take the piss out of us but try to be sly about it , bet your laughing your head off reading all these comments arnt you ? its not funny though , its SAD ............GROW UP , YOUR PATHETIC go blow some bubbles out of your arse dickwad

Anonymous said...

You'd think Leed's fans have no sense of humour..

Anonymous said...

"Neaz up Muver Brown" ..... well even though we can't spell the Queens English, at least we can speak it ! .... Keep 'em coming fella, tha day just wouldn't be t'same without ya.

Anonymous said...

Cockney prxck

Anonymous said...

As a Leeds fan, I actually think your posts are the most entertaining blogs I can find about the Leeds regime atm.

Anonymous said...

Ever thought of actually renaming this site:

"LEEDS UNITED - sorry West Ham don't have any news"

I don't think I have EVER seen any articles totally dedicated towards OTHER clubs on any of our blog sites.

Now take a lesson from Michael Jackson and go and blow bubbles.....

Anonymous said...

So here you are criticising someone else's grammer and you don't even know what a spoonerism is?

Do you know how to spell boring arsehole?

Clue - there are no apostrophes in it.....

Shelf white said...

You must be small in stature, you obviously have little man syndrome. Common traits of this are , being loud trying to sound more intelligent than you actually are and constantly trying to undermine people of greater stature. Bit like your tin pot little club really. You have been weighed, you have been measured and you certainly have been found wanting.

Anonymous said...

Couldnt believe it yesterday you had NO POSTS about Leeds....what is going on? Call yourself a Leeds fans site..........

Hammersfan said...

You are a clod 07.52.

Most of the quotations attributed to Spooner are apocryphal; The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations (3rd edition, 1979) lists only one substantiated spoonerism: "The weight of rages will press hard upon the employer" (instead of "rate of wages"). Spooner claimed[1] that "The Kinquering Congs Their Titles Take" (in reference to a hymn)[4] was his sole spoonerism. Most spoonerisms were probably never uttered by William Spooner himself, but rather made up by colleagues and students as a pastime.[5] Richard Lederer, calling "Kinkering Kongs their Titles Take" (with an alternative spelling) one of the "few" authenticated Spoonerisms, dates it to 1879, and gives nine examples "attributed to Spooner, most of them spuriously".[6] They are:

"Three cheers for our queer old dean!" (dear old queen, referring to Queen Victoria)
"Is it kisstomary to cuss the bride?" (customary to kiss)
"The Lord is a shoving leopard." (a loving shepherd)
"A blushing crow." (crushing blow)
"A well-boiled icicle" (well-oiled bicycle)
"You were fighting a liar in the quadrangle." (lighting a fire)
"Is the bean dizzy?" (Dean busy)
"Someone is occupewing my pie. Please sew me to another sheet." (occupying my pew...show me to another seat)
"You have hissed all my mystery lectures. You have tasted a whole worm. Please leave Oxford on the next town drain." (missed...history, wasted...term, down train)[6]
A newspaper column[2] attributes this additional example to Spooner: "A nosey little cook." (cozy little nook).

Anonymous said...

In reference to 'You are a clod 07.52'

It looks like someone found out how to copy and paste from other web sites.

Grow up dick.

Anonymous said...

That must make you a "cozy old dunt" then.....

or was it (to quote Kenny Everett - a 'A cupid old stunt".....??

Chunky said...

Reading some of these replies, I personally think the Grammar of the Leeds OS is above average for a Leeds fan!

Anonymous said...

Southern Get.

Anonymous said...

Borrowed time baby

Anonymous said...

Southern fairy get a wash. WE ALL LOVE LEEDS!

Anonymous said...

Get a life prick

Anonymous said...

Mot lufc ur 1 boring twat. Southern prick